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英文个性签名讽刺(22条精选)

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1、😒I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.

英文个性签名讽刺(22条精选)

2、🤥People who lie will eventually get caught in their own web of deceit.

3、😏Some people think they're so smart, but they're really just showing their ignorance.

4、😒Trying to be perfect is like chasing a unicorn - impossible and a waste of time.

5、😒I don't need a fake smile, I'll just give you a real glare instead.

6、😒Why do some people act like they know everything when they know nothing?

7、😏I'm not short-tempered, I'm just highly selective about my patience.

8、😒The only thing some people are good at is talking nonsense.

9、😏Some people's opinions are like a broken record - always repeating the same old stuff.

10、😒I don't have time for drama, I've got better things to do, like watch paint dry.

11、😏Trying to impress me with your fake kindness is like trying to sell ice to an Eskimo.

12、😒Some people are so full of themselves, they could burst.

13、😏I'd rather be alone than with people who bring negativity.

14、😒The way some people treat others is a reflection of their own low self-esteem.

15、😏Some people talk so much, they never actually say anything meaningful.

16、😒I'm not one to follow the crowd, I'd rather lead my own way... even if it means being alone.

17、😏Trying to fit in with some people is like trying to squeeze into a too-small pair of shoes.

18、😒Some people's actions speak louder than their words... and their actions are pretty pathetic.

19、😏I don't need to prove myself to anyone who doesn't matter.

20、😒The world would be a better place if some people just kept their mouths shut.

21、😏Some people are like clouds - full of hot air and just floating around aimlessly.

22、😒I'm done wasting my time on people who don't appreciate it.

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